Fuel scarcity: relationship lessons

So yesterday, I saw on Toolz Instagram, the story of a guy who got beat up by his girlfriend...she caught him cheating and beat him so bad his nose was broken; she broke his TV and windscreen and then she took his 50 liters of fuel and left.

When I read it, as bad as every other thing was, I laughed out loud at the fuel bit...oh boy, the girl no dey carry last. 

In these times when 10 liters of fuel goes for 2000 Naira (and higher in abuja and lagos), no amount of anger at your boyfriend should allow you ignore the fuel that he probably hustled to get to make sure you were comfortable in the first place.

Anyway, the story got me thinking that perhaps, instead of expensive dinners and random visits, the men in our lives should just buy us gallons of fuel as gifts....who's with me?

(Yes yes, I see your hands up ladies)

But hey, in the spirit of gender equality, perhaps we should also skip doing his laundry and cooking and just get him a few gallons of fuel....who's with me?.